How?

I can't believe I did it, for the second time in my whole life. I don't even know how I was dumb enough to lock my keys in my car without even realizing it, boy I'm a winner. So today is Thursday, and they're still there from Monday! It took us this long to find the Spare at home, now it's a matter of getting it to me.
How did I forget? I know I was and still am thinking of a lot of things right now, but I never do this! I always make sure I have my keys, always. I just need to clear my head I guess.
If I had had my "What to do in the Case of an Emergency" book, I could have opened it with a coat hanger, which would have been the easy fix, but who takes the easy way out of any situation anyway?
Laugh it up, all of you, because before you know it, I'll be back on the road, not that I drive anywhere anymore...
Oh and before I forget, I miss you.